“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
Why do couples think they deserve the whole sidewalk? This is NYC not your 4 bedroom house suburbs move the hell closer weak ass couple you gonna have ugly babies anyway